Is Natalie Portman the new Victoria Jackson?

Okay, she may not be quite loony Jackson yet, but she certainly is joining Paltrow in her obvious detachment from reality. In a recent DM article, she states,

It was following the birth of her child, she tells the publication, that she changed her mind about the Oscar she’d worked so hard to win.

And it was a biblical revelation of sorts.

The former child star describes the highly-prized statuettes as ‘literally like gold men’, adding: ‘This is literally worshiping gold idols – if you worship it. That’s why it’s not displayed on the wall. It’s a false idol.’

I was reading the story of Abraham to my child and talking about, like, not worshiping false idols,’ she said.

Four years on from collecting the statuette, Portman confesses she has no idea where it is.

‘I think it’s in the safe or something. I don’t know. I haven’t seen it in a while,’ the actress said.

I didn’t know that receiving an award for an accomplishment became a thing of worship… unless you bow to it several times a day, whisper incantations (much like prayer) at it, or rub it for luck after devoting your life to it. Oh well, hopefully she won’t be nominated for one in the future, which I believe won’t be a problem.



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