Monthly Archives: April 2016
Ya Think?

hqdefault2 hours after eating
G: I’m still full!
Me: That’s because you had a piece of pizza, Big Mac, Nuggets, large fries, and a 32oz soda.
G: It was a Grand Mac.
Me: (looking up Grand Mac) 😐
G: Well now that you list it, it sounds like a lot.
Me: 😐 Ya think?

 

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Geoff Is Better Than Me

Me: Confession, this morning the fitted sheet came undone when I climbed back in bed. I pulled so hard that your side of the sheet popped off… afraid it woke you up, I quickly hopped back in bed and pretended to be asleep when I saw you stir a few seconds later and watched you fix it.
G: Well the other night, after we …, you fell asleep right in the middle of the bed on top of the blankets, the sheets and everything was all undone. I spent fifteen minutes trying not wake you as I gently moved you, covered you up, fixed the sheets… the blankets… and after all that, you got up to use the bathroom…
Me (interrupting): OH MY GAWD…. I GET IT, YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!! 

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My Children Were Cute In The Wrong Era.
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Me and one of my previously little ham balls.

In all fairness, my kids are still “funny”, but it’s more in an intentional, “I can be Jerry Seinfeld” kind of way rather than “Kids Say The Darndest Things”. They are funny in the sense that they are grown and are able to write the funny on their social media sites instead of me getting all the glory.

This sucks on a platform of levels:

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