Daily Archives: July 3, 2017
Weird Fact: Cats Like Their Butts Spanked.

I’m sure there’s a reason for it that I won’t bother to look up. It’s not that I’m “lazy” I just refuse a logical explanation other than, “Cat’s are weird.” Now I’M not weird, I was watching a sitcom a few years ago (no idea what the show was…) one broke girl was talking to her friend who was also broke, mentioned the phenomenon. I was skeptical. I’m always skeptical.

I have three cats of various ages, backgrounds, and temperament. I did a weird experiment, and yes, I felt very strange for doing this; I spanked their little fluffy butts. Long story short: I’m their queen now (edit: I spelled “slave” wrong). Each one LOVED having their butt spanked/patted/whatever. It’s weird. I don’t want to delve into it.

Spin Class for your FACE!

Okay, that sounds kind of gross… it’s not what I’m talking about. Nothing you think is what I’m talking about. How do I know this? Because most things I think are abstract and FAR from what people assume I’m thinking.

SPIN!!!!!!!!!!! GIRO!!!!!!!!! My FACE!!! The other month I was applying make-up and realized that my skin was a little haggard, worn, not my norm. Yes, we all get older, I live in Texas, and who knows what else could be causing my skin to feel and look tired and worn. Maybe it’s the current admin that’s stressing me out and aging me faster than I would have liked (sorry, no politics in this post starting… … UGH! I HATE THAT BABY HAND NARCISSISTIC TOTALITARIAN EGOTISTICAL ELITIST CON ARTIST!!!… starting now.