Ungrateful Little Fur Faces…

Why won’t he love me??

When spring hits the area and the little feathery and furry critters come back, I like to bulk up on the bird seed and peanuts. It’s my way of playing Snow White. I imagine that one of these days they’ll flock around me and speak to me in a language that I’ll understand. For the generous amounts of food I’ve provided for them, they’ll offer to do my housework with me, tidy up my hair, and shower me with love and affection. That’s not out of the realms of possibility, is it?

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MasterChef Junior Judge… Worst job EVER

Eat THIS!

I was watching MasterChef Junior; okay, I’m binging on it. If you haven’t heard about it yet, it’s a show where young culinary talents compete against each other in front of some of the worlds’ best chefs. If that’s not intimidating enough, these kids range from 8-13 (maybe younger, maybe older… but that’s the range I’ve seen). If I were a little girl with an ounce of talent I don’t think I would get past the qualifying round without breaking into tears. I was a sensitive, emotional little girl; it tears me up when I see the judging round.

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Is Natalie Portman the new Victoria Jackson?

Okay, she may not be quite loony Jackson yet, but she certainly is joining Paltrow in her obvious detachment from reality. In a recent DM article, she states,

It was following the birth of her child, she tells the publication, that she changed her mind about the Oscar she’d worked so hard to win.

And it was a biblical revelation of sorts.

The former child star describes the highly-prized statuettes as ‘literally like gold men’, adding: ‘This is literally worshiping gold idols – if you worship it. That’s why it’s not displayed on the wall. It’s a false idol.’

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